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thepudupudu:

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard. “Hey Ellen, what’s up?” “I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.” “What’s the question?” “Has my marriage hurt your marriage?” “Um…no.” “Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

I think that’s exactly how it went.

thepudupudu:

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Um…no.”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

I think that’s exactly how it went.

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

Life is so annoying!

Like I remember when I was younger and I always wanted to be and actor and I still do! But lately I’ve been thinking about how unrealistic that is to actually survive as an actor, and I think of all the amazing people that are in the industry and I don’t even compare to any of them. Like how would I even get started in the business? Acting is my passion, but I think to myself can I actually do it? I want to try, but I don’t want to waste my life away chasing something I’m not good enough to achieve. Never mind. I don’t even know.

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